Sunday, April 6, 2008

My Ass

Woke up this morning to find myself having difficulty getting out of the bed.

My whole body's muscles weren't exactly listening to my command, especially my ass.

I guess that's what happen when u started playing a sport again for 2 hours when the last real sport you had was like 10 years ago ! Alrite, in between, I did some other kind of sports which requires just my fingers and…. a keyboard.

Yesterday :

" Eh, Freethinker, my colleagues said spotted you playing badminton ! "

" Walau…news spread so fast ??!!! They left just 1 hour onli "

" We asked you play so many times you dowan !!! "

" Fine…. Play with you guys soon… "

So, I was like practically moving like a robot since this morning, and due to the awkward situation, I spend most of the time on the laptop doing some office work,

Then dinner time came. My cousins were here. They saw the "robot".

Soon after, both of them offered to massage me voluntarily. Dream come true.

So, they were massaging my shoulder and back in a way I was totally amazed.

Though my cousin sister was a bit rough. I screamed in pain when she first massaged my shoulder.

" Hey, can you be a lil more gentle. Pain ok…. Eh, tell you what, imagine I am your boyfriend ok, gentle a bit. "

I have no idea what her boyfriend did or did not do, but when she laid her hands on me again…I was screaming even harder, obviously I used the wrong keyword.

I did feel better on my shoulder and back when the two of them were done.

But …. I still feel the pain, at my ass. Somehow it just wasn't appropriate to ask them to massage that sensitive area…I can imagine my cousin sister kicking my ass than massaging it….

Hmm… now I hope my ass would be much better tomorrow or my client would notice something weird out of my robotic walking style

Freethinker Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:50:00 PDT


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